bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Disco Bum

When, after taking a shit in a nightclub, one returns to the dance floor, has a little boogie but then needs to return to the bathroom for a tactical wipe

Stephen took a shit last night in the club but after five minutes of dancing had to return to the crapper for a re-wipe because he had disco bum.

by The Trig March 30, 2019

tuna bum

A bum hole that stinks of fish, can be called tuna butt or bum hole as well.

Person 1- Just had a poo, wiped my ass, stinks like fish!
Person 2- Errrr tuna bum.

by Pip-squeak January 4, 2021

bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.

That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.

by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

Babe's Bum

Female version of the British "Builder's Bum", when a beautiful woman in hipsters crouches forward, accidently/deliberately showing her anal cleft. Similar to "Whale Tail", but irrespective of wearing a thong or g-string.

Look at that Babe's Bum.

by Pete Procastinator June 23, 2008