bad in bed

To not be good at pleasing; bad sex.

Lisa wasted 10 minutes of my life. She was sooo bad in bed.

by Jasonhaha January 29, 2009

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Referring to who have you had sex with

sex whose bed have your boots been under

by B94 February 10, 2012

Nigger bed

Nigger bed is a bed that sags very bad and is covered with stains.

I’m not sleeping on this old ass nigger bed it’s covered with piss stains.

by Biscuit420 December 1, 2019

Calm yo bed

Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut

Calm yo bed, i don't wanna hear dat shit!

by weeksauce April 16, 2011

Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

by Anorak May 25, 2014

Burn your bed

Packing all your things and placing them in a locker room

Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL

by Cryptic Singh November 19, 2018