Beakerian

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.

by jimbles August 16, 2008

Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.

Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."

by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009

Beaver Purse

Another word for vagina.

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?

by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Beaver Song

A song detailing the various actions of a beaver that contains various sexual innuendos.

"Beaver 1, beaver 2. Lets all do the beaver chew!"- Beaver Song

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 15, 2010

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010

beaged

When a person on Xbox live gets yelled at by everybody. Also means when a person gets t bagged by a person on xbox while screaming Samuel L. Jackson's name.

UnderrCoverr: Damn dude your getting beaged.

Old McDonaldz: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, O YEAH!

UnderrCoverr: Holy **** man you just got messed up!

by UNDERR COVERR September 22, 2010