Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
by New_Uzer November 15, 2016
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Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)
Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY
by Alpha bios child69 August 15, 2022
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Alpha Terrance

A young rapper making his debut soon. He's very girly bossy and drops his taeriussy regularly
by B.bg.gay.gyu.omega September 21, 2022
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Alpha Flight Staff

C/Capt Poz and C/SSgt Jorge. Good lookin fellas.
God they must be Alpha Flight Staff! They are so cute!!!
by bobbyboy2002 December 06, 2021
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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skibidi rizz alpha

skibidi rizz alpha is so giggle and ohio sigma
okg that’s so skibidi rizz alpha
by tezzaeatspaper May 05, 2024
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 04, 2024
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