Muscle Muffin

A large gay man who is muscular and kind. Typically with little body hair.

Jeff is such a muscle muffin.

by Samurai J February 28, 2021

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.

I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.

by ceck0face July 9, 2006

corn muffin

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Muffin

1. sweet
2. likes strawberries
3. hates cherries
4. smartest boy in class
5. charming lito thing

Hey Muffin head!

by Princess Cherry February 20, 2003

Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!

I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011