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Winzard

The act of drinking ones beer then taping a full beer on top of the empty one. Upon completion of the second beer and/or forty, the next one is taped upon the first two. This continues until you have created a "Winzard Staff". When asked if you are creating a "Wizard Staff", the correct response is, "No dude, those are for pussies!".
Did you drill a hole through all those beers and tape them together? No dude, it's a Winzard, you drink that shit first!
by DJ Winzard January 14, 2010
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wisard

He is counted among the prominent wisards.
by uttam maharjan October 29, 2012
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Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.
A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.
by 5CH5 September 23, 2012
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scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.
"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"
by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016
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wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock
after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock
by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009
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WItard

Wisconsin athletic fans that are unintelligent due to bias.
That WItard thinks the Packers have won 3 Vince Lombardi Tropies when they've only won one.
by wihubrislol January 23, 2011
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