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Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011
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double winkie

Having your partner under your balls batting their eyelashes against your ball hair. Your partner can also be jerking you off or giving you a rusty trombone at the same time.
She gave him a double winkie while reaching up and jerking him off
by wee gilly March 19, 2014
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penis wrinkle

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.
"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"
by beccakarp May 12, 2014
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Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.
When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.
by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015
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pancake wrinkle

When your butt cheeks are so wrinkly from cuts and they heal the wrong way and they look like soggy and wrinkled pancakes.
Me and my girl were gonna get down to business but when she took off her pants I saw some saggy pancake wrinkles. Soft dick all the way.
by Cupcake handler November 14, 2015
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kevin wingle

This kid is extra slim thicc and he WILL steal yo girl
Aka dumbthicc. Slim thick kevin wingle just stole my woman
by ChickenFetishs September 12, 2017
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penis wrinkle

Penis wrinkle a crevice that is located on the men's cock
Damn bro you're so skinny you look like a penis wrinkle
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018
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