dip n' wipe

A dip n' wipe is the process of dipping your toilet paper in the water to aid in the removal of sticky fecal matter on one's anus. Best if done following a courtesy flush to ensure the use of clean water.

That cheeseburger made my crap so sticky I had to do a dip n' wipe to remove it.

by Magikchef March 17, 2009

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windshield wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

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wiped • wipedown • wiped out • Wiped down • wiped it's face • Wiped more than I shit • Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat • Wiped stinking • wipedoubt • All Wiped out

Pony Wipe

The wiping of a pony.

"Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony."

"Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but could you please wipe my pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but I believe that was a Pony Wipe."

by Phil Lindermann August 8, 2006

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