Whipped

to have your significant other control you to the point of making food for them, feeding them, and possibly wiping their ass for them

"My name is Kevin Niemann, and I'm whipped because I just made my girlfriend a sandwich."

by SL8R32 May 19, 2010

whipping kittys

Doing multiple dounuts in your vehicle

Last night Toad was whipping kittys in the Mustang while giving his girlfriend the shocker in the passenger seat.

by Freckman February 6, 2007

Whipped

doing whatever your girlfriend tells you to do.

Alex is a whipped little bitch.

by sicklyfe23 January 25, 2011

whipped bitch

a girl that has been "trained". most likely a girl with no self confidence, and lets her man boss her around like a bitch.

Guy: I'm horny. Suck my dick, yeah?

Girl: I'm not in the mood right now. No.

Guy: Shut up and suck my dick, bitch.

Girl: FUCK YOU! I'M NO WHIPPED BITCH!

by jmg15 March 9, 2012

whippit

Opening a fresh can of whipped cream and holing it upright without shaking it and inhaling the gas inside and getting a big rush for 15 seconds

I got bored last night so I just did a quick whippit

by kac-jesus-how October 22, 2018

Sister whipped

When someone is hit by a nun with a bible or yard stick for swearing at church/school. Also applies to when one's biological sister whips him/her with a long object.

Person 1: God***n it!

Nun: (Slaps person 1 in the face with bible)

Person 1:Dude I got sister whipped at home
Person 2: LOL

by airsoftkillm March 4, 2011

Lizard Whip

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip

While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.

by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012