War Thunder

Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.

Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.

by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023

war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out

have you ever heard of the war paradox

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

Star Wars

Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Iniative, a planned system during the cold war to prevent a nuclear attack on the United States. The system would have the ability to destroy a missle in the air before it hits Earth. That may sound good, but this program is a huge waste of money, especially after the cold war is over. Clinton made a choice to stop the system, but unfortunately Bush decided that it was necessary to make a few thousand Americans starve at the expense of a useless missle system that would be made even more useless if Bush stayed out of Iraq and ended the "war on terror" (aka War for Oil.)

A big waste of taxpayer's dollars.

by I_Start_Now May 18, 2005

hogs of war

the best game ever made bar none could play it for hours every body needs to own this game its briliance can not be described only experienced

TIP: on the very hard last level jetpack your first pig on to the pillbox kill the pig who jumps out then the commandoes don't drop!!

by Rosco Pico November 30, 2004

game of war

Act of laying on your back while receiving a blow job

We played a game of war last night. I layed on my back while she blew the hell out of me!

by TDonovan November 13, 2007

war craft

to be gay and play computer games all of your life and never once get laid

you warcraft too much

by stevedave December 8, 2003