UTW

Under the weather

He was feeling a little UTW, so called in sick and spent the day in bed.

by StSh January 17, 2014

Visual Utopia

Visual Utopia is a fantasy web game played in your browser. It has an advanced map based on asp and javascript, so you do not need any plugins or downloads to play it!

The goal of the game is to grow an empire stronger then everyone else’s, using strategy and politics.

You can explore and create new colonies or train armies that you can use to take over colonies by force. Depending on the terrain, the colonies will produce resources that you can trade on the market or use for constructing and training of troops.

The game has a great and active community as well as admins that listen to the players.

You : what is Visual Utopia?
The Native People: The coolest game on the intarwebs!

by The Native People April 23, 2011

Utensil

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008

Utah

The most boring place in the U.S.

Praise the Lord! Zzzz.

by GuerrillaFuunkstaahh July 12, 2004

saint george utah

somewhat a shit hole of a place to live. filled with dead end jobs and judgmental mormons. unless you have a bunch of real true friends here you are screwed. its boring unless you like to piss in the bushes every day. no gambling no clubs and the bars are filled with fat chicks who cant dance, ugly ass men who think they have game or old people who have hit rock bottom. Everyone here talks shit. dont tell no one nothing cause all your secrets will be posted all over this city cause no one knows how to keep their mouth shut. also full of illegals and wanna be gangsters LMAO.

living in saint george utah sucks ass.

by allknowingsweets December 31, 2011

Johnny Utah

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.

Also, I'd do him for a nickel.

Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.

Johnny Utah wears a hat.

Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.

Johnny Utah made jesus.

by dragamex September 28, 2008

Utah Nipples

When a bitch has some big ass nipples, and you just wanna suck on them.

Did you see halle berry in swordfish? Damn shes got some Utah Nipples!

by eyewatcher008 November 5, 2009