A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
Get the Straddlers Twatmug. 1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
Get the Twat Wafflemug. Any politician who defends and/or works with a hostile foreign power to achieve a goal that is illegal in- and/or aims to do damage to - their own nation.
I believe Robert Mueller's investigation into Donald Trump's ties to Russia during the 2016 Presidential election will prove that the President is a traitor twat, although Repugnicunts and cuntservatives will continue to defend him.
by GayEricFL1982 May 15, 2018
Get the Traitor Twatmug. by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
Get the Twat Slopmug. A chick who will never, ever say no to the sexual advances of any guy, even the most disgusting loser. She is typically ugly, overweight, poorly dressed, and an insecure lush who has been with hundreds of sexual partners. She can be found drunk in college bars like the Beacon Hill Pub in Boston and will hook up with the first schlep that tries to take her home.
Hey look, there's Sally-Ann Hagarty sitting at the bar talking to that vile-smelling homeless guy. She's such a dumpster twat.
by Ballz Dee December 20, 2008
Get the Dumpster Twatmug. An attention-seeking abuser of Snap Chat who sends irritating and pointless snaps usually with the full 10 second timer using SnapChat.
Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!
by razenby October 11, 2013
Get the Snap Twatmug. Dude, i thought she was with XXX for the last 17 years! Now she's getting married?
She was...she's a twat rocket
She was...she's a twat rocket
by xxjipsy911xx July 15, 2011
Get the twat rocketmug.