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Tuna Chunk Dunk

The act of imbedding your dick in a funky old cunt.
This chick must not have showered for 3 days so it was one funky tuna chunk dunk.

I gave that chick one hard tuna chunk dunk.
by Weezer2 October 24, 2007
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tantard

a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.
tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.
by spaztard January 11, 2008
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Tuna Feet

Someone who eats Tuna without shoes on.
(Sung to the tune of SpiderPig)
Tuna Feet, Tuna Feet, does what ever a Tuna Feet does.
by Xaveria February 8, 2010
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Tuna Chute

A vagina. Specifically, a vagina that accepts penis.
I don't care for anal. Give me tuna chute all the way!
by curtHendzell June 6, 2010
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Tuna spoon

A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.
Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital
by Lilswippax November 7, 2019
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Emp O Tuna

A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.

When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"

Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!

Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.

A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.

If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
Tuna: AFDFFDEEJ:LK:HFHGHGH!
by Styffy April 7, 2004
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beef-tuna

beef tuna is jizz as the man is the beef and the lady tuna when they jizz this is the beef tuna
beef-tuna iz the juices of love
by breamo September 16, 2009
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