trout bomb

adj. 'Trout bomb' means: lowly, beneath respect, having disdain for. See also whack.

That car's muffler is dragging -- that's so trout bomb.

by Dickie Merkin August 1, 2005

dutch trotter

the dutch trotter is like the the dutch rudder except you need to be really flexible its for those guys who have foot fetishes anyways>:you place your penis between your big toe and the other toe while the girl moves your leg so that you give your self a foot job.....
have fun

guy1: dude that babe we met last night suggested i try the dutch trotter it was fukn great
guy2: errmm bout that so called babe.......
guy1: huh??.... what are you gettan at bro?
guy2: that was my gay brother he paid me $100 if i didnt say nothing
guy1: meh doesnt matter least he didnt touch me or fuck me in the ass or make me give him a gobby
guy2: actually..........

by footsies March 31, 2010

Trout

Retarted, dumb, stupid, idiotic, liar, thief, ridiculous, asswhole, hoe, selfish, cock blocker, hoodrat, chicken head.

"You're a fucking trout"

by Marcus Silva March 27, 2007

trout

trout = an insult usally used in front of people named freedy

' hey freedy your a TROUT !!!! '

by The face July 8, 2003

trout slap

Fucking another mans girl then proceeding to slap him in the face with your unwashed cock.. Therefore, he gets his girls clam juice on his face via your dick.

Dude, mac totally owes me five bucks and just bought a beer without getting me one.. I'm totally trout slapping that queef eater.

by dan192837465 December 14, 2010

trout

When you go behind someone and slap your hand back and fourth between their thighs to replicate the feeling a fish flopping about.

While Fred was chatting it up with a young lady , I trouted him and he spilled his beer all over her chest.

by Papa Derf December 8, 2007

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003