dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

by DDB’s October 2, 2017

Hoe Toed

A thot that walks with her butt out, to make it seem more robust.

"Damn, Angela is really thirsty. She's even walking Hoe Toed" .

by Dumbledilf April 20, 2018

love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 18, 2017

leif tore

Leif Tore is a Norwegian male name. A Leif Tore is a great guy. He is cool and makes you laugh. His jokes are so stupid they are oddly satisfying. He is good looking and very open. He doesn't play "cool", he knows who he is and he doesn't try to be someone else. Leif Tore is not afraid to make a lot of himself. Everybody knows it when he enters the room. These are just some of the first quality you notice when you get to know him. When you get to know him you see a kind, sensetive person with a big heart and a great personality. He has done a lot and his life, he is not the average guy! Leif Tore has an amazing ability to cheer people up. Most people love to be around him, but he can be too much for someone. Everybody that knows a Leif Tore knows what I'm talking about!

Girl: I love to be with Leif Tore, he is always there and great to talk to.
Boy: Leif Tore is great. He is so much fun!

by Hestejenta January 15, 2018

King Tord

King Tord is so KING you can be. There is no other that is that king. He is like GOD! If King Tord walks in you better bow or maybe his wrath will be unleashed upon you. If you hang out with King Tord you gain so much status so that you can do anything except go against King Tord. King Tord's words are law! Someday he will be king of the world!

OMG, it's King Tord.

by BlyskovaPeterda March 15, 2018

Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.

I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.

by sscalista June 4, 2018

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019