Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

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Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

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When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.

Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!

by Peachy Phoenix June 11, 2022

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The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 01, 2016

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A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad July 01, 2020

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When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Yeah my feet were super disgusting after I waffle stomped my dinner down through my drain

by finnaChippytoothy December 15, 2019

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It’s where a person shits on a drain that looks like a waffle and stomps it through .

by Big donger November 17, 2019

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