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max lag

a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.
dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!
by mythical mushroom October 17, 2023
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Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.
Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"
by MaryMatician July 14, 2017
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pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.
*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"
by akchubbs March 4, 2019
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max tilt

Max Tilt is to go at maximum rampage killing and causing chaos along the way. This may include Burning , Pillaging, Communing with demons. To be defined as Max Tilt it must be spontaneous.
Wow that guy went Max Tilt when he burned that house down
by Angel Xeyou May 29, 2018
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max schmidt

Max Schmidt is a kid from belgium known as a player who pulls hot emo bitches and rawdogs them in a forest
Big Tiddy Emo : hey max schmidt i love you , ur so hot omg please dog me in a forest

Max : ok (rizz)
by xxWicked August 26, 2022
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Max McKensey

Max McKensey creams in his bed every night
by Creamy Bower September 8, 2022
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Max Wallace

by iwbfoieusbgr May 9, 2022
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