by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019
A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.
The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.
The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.
by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023
by provoked pork June 09, 2021
by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019
To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 23, 2017
by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019