Definitions by pongo69x

greggs scars

Stretch marks on a female. From consuming too much of the UK based bakers pasties, sausage rolls and yum Yums

Fuck me me mate, three kids, three dads did you check out her greggs scars and strum them like a les paul 76?

greggs scars by pongo69x January 18, 2023

pork wellington 

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

pork wellington by pongo69x December 25, 2022