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Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance
A look there goes that Crash test dummy
by ac March 14, 2004
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Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019
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oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.
did you pass your oral sex test?
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009
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Crash Test Dummy

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
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Crash Test Dummies

A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song
The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen
by Miss Victoria January 7, 2007
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Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
by The Real Driller December 20, 2022
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testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.
Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
by Almighty bull June 10, 2016
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