Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016

Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.

Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.

by Eatit223 January 13, 2009

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

fat tits

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.

Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?

by Beemer December 30, 2008

Tits Montgomery

Tits Montgomery describes someone who drives a white Chevy Cavalier with two blue stripes, and this person is also a crafty, seemingly magical gnome.

Your car and yourself makes you a Tits Montgomery.

by Syn Gatton December 22, 2009

cinnamon tits

your loved ones perfect tits not too big or too small

or just a way to refer to them as your loved one

come here cinnamon tits

by maami June 19, 2010