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cock sprung

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."
by rhcie August 17, 2016
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Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.
Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'
by JD DICKS December 23, 2009
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.
Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.
by Fil Troung September 11, 2011
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Swedish cock

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...
by Jewkhok May 11, 2018
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