Swedish cock

A big sexy hard dick

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...

by Jewkhok May 11, 2018

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010

cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.

Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”

by Dentbag June 2, 2019

Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.

Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.

by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010