Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

by ac March 15, 2004

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 19, 2019

oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.

did you pass your oral sex test?

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

Crash Test Dummy

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".

by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011

Crash Test Dummies

A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song

The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen

by Miss Victoria January 06, 2007

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is

"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."

by hrhsher March 21, 2023

testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

by Almighty bull June 11, 2016