Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.

Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.

by Junk Junk August 26, 2009

scottsdale

This wonderful city has beautiful views over looking the entire valley and terrific 10,000 sq/ft homes that come with it. There are many reasons why Scottsdale is one of the nicest cities in the U.S. one being its location. Where else can you be 2 hours from snow, 4 hours from Mexico, 6 hours from San Diego beaches, and have 340 days of wonderful sun a year? I am from Scottsdale and I am not a snob. I work hard to keep my $6,000 Jeep running and even though there are people with rediculous amounts of money, I still have yet to run into a snob. Everyone that I've met with 6 digit incomes are gratious and welcoming and happy toplease you too.

For example, a dad of a kid that I just met paid for a snowboarding trip to Sunrise (a very nice skiing moutain about 3 hours away from Scottsdale). He gave me his Hummer H1, credit card, paid for my equipment rentals, and gave me the keys to his moutain lodge in Greer, all without even meeting the man face to face. There are nice people in Scottsdale and it is truely a wonderful place to grow up in.

by Madjedi March 12, 2005

scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.

Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..

by PhychoSid February 5, 2007

Scotters

1. A person with a large booty.
2. A thing that is likely to break or fall to pieces; explode; kaboom.
3. A person who is sticky; gooey; brownies.

"That Scotters is a hot piece of ass!"

by Vincible January 17, 2009

Scottishtani

A Scot of Pakistani descent

Omar there is a Scottishtani

by Big Scottishtani July 10, 2009

Scottlandian

A person from Scotland, who enjoys the Scottlandian way of life.

Alistair Chew is an Asian Scottlandian who enjoy's the pub above Harry's.

by OliveeYou July 23, 2010

Scottlon

A guy who will tell you anything to get into your pants.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me on our third date!
Girl 2: He is such a Scottlon.

by Xuxu38 May 22, 2013