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sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
by Hough Januss June 9, 2018
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Sheeple

A sheep shagger. Someone who lives like and armish person, but is kind of a hill Billy and shags sheep
Urgh look, a gross ass sheeple
by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018
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sheep-butt

when you knee someone in the ass and the jump up in pain. also known as “corn dogging
Patrick: “William was being gay so I went up behind him and sheep-butted him...”
by jerrysandy November 26, 2018
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Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep
Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard
by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019
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Sheeple

Someone with politically liberal and leftist views who uses MSM and the government for their single source of truth, willingly complies with all covid restrictions; mask, vaccine mandates and stay at home orders. Supports 'the current thing,' probably has a Ukraine flag and pronouns in the bio, possibly even an alphabet and BLM flag. Calls any narrative or story not approved by the regime a "conspiracy theory or disinformation."
Brad: Joe Rogan is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and anti-vaxxer. He's got too much of an influence, Spotify needs to take him down!
Ted: Okay sheeple.
Brad: Nah you're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: Sorry I don't understand sheep
Brad: Bro you couldn't handle 3 weeks to slow the spread until we got them vaccines?
Ted: Ok buddy. 3 years to flatten the sheeple and harvest the wool.
by EyesOpen September 6, 2022
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shy sheep

one who is usually very outgoing that instantly becomes shy around someone they think is hot and/or have hooked up with in the past, a dead give away to past indiscretions. usually happens when one is with current boyfriend/girlfriend
1)"She became a total shy sheep when he walked in."

"Dude, that's because they hooked up last summer"

"FML we were going out then"

2) "Totally glad i didnt shy sheep it when she walked in, I would of got caught up."
by cgneeks93 April 6, 2011
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Simpa Sheep

People who call people-"simp", without proper reason. The word "simp" is like air to them and they would call anyone that word, even when it would be harmful. They think in groupthink
It is similar in usage to "Sinpla"
Jaren and his army of simpa sheep went around the school, convinced that kicking girls for fun is cool and that anyone who tries to go against it, is a simp. One of them- Trevis, stalked a girl for 4 days , without even realizing that his actions were an example of simping
by Kesiria February 12, 2021
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