Stalk

An erect penis. The male tackle unit in all it's rampant, glory. A barred up love stick ready for the wetting.

She impaled herself on my stalk.

by Lord Frothington January 22, 2005

Stalker

Someone who follows or stalks people. (:

Hareem and Sampada are Stalkers.

by loser is a loser. April 26, 2011

e-stalker

Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.

You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker

by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009

stalking

the act of attacking the interests of another person based primarily on a genuine disrespect and lack of manners towards that person.

a person who will follow - interfere or lie specifically to sabotage the interests, relationships and lifestyles of another person based purely on superficial pretenses.

esp. someone who will attack another person based on their god given right to like members of the opposite sex.

Stalking

by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009

kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 3, 2009

e-stalking

Shannice

Shannice e-stalking Doung Dara through google and youtube

by 1234467898765 June 17, 2011

Stalkward

When someone displays an insider knowledge of your personal life garnered from social networking posts not involving them...

1. I got this stalkward post from marissa re: mike's post about thailand...

2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...

3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!

4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...

by pw11ly January 23, 2010