splitney

k fed & britney spears's breakup.

did you hear about splitney??????!?!?!?!?@#?%?#$?%

by Who do you think, idiot? November 12, 2006

Splitgate

If Halo and Portal had a baby and it was free to play.

(Play the game, it's fun)

Person 1: Hey! Want to play Splitgate?

Person 2: The Halo x Portal crossover?

Person 1: Yeah, that one.

by APEX was taken... August 5, 2021

Splitquid

A mixture of cum and some random liquid.

Sup plox, so how much for you to taste some splitquid? On stream.

by ChadChronicles March 19, 2022

Splitathon

A long-ass hard Dave & Bambi FNF song that left people shellshocked for the rest of their lives.

Person 1 : Did you play Splitathon?
Person 2 : Yes, i don't want to play ever again.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013

Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019