smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 19, 2009

Smoke Job

Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.

Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

by thisismyrealname;) May 9, 2011

Smoke Signals

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.

I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.

by Saddian July 23, 2012

Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010

Smoe

One who is seen a sheep or trend follower.

That guy's such a smoe.

by Smoeski One June 16, 2008

smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

smoke detector

a woman who is in utter denial of her husband's homosexuality and who covers for him when he begins to spark or flame.

Gay Sales Associate: Are you two finding everything ok?
Husband Shopper: These chinos are fabulous! Can you give me a hand with them in the fitting room?
Wife Shopper: (grips husband's hand and says): We're fine thanks.
<Inside Sales Associate's head: Chinos? Fabulous? That guy's a fire hazard, and I think his smoke detector needs to check her batteries.>

by tac6923 December 3, 2007