a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019

creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

G-smoking

The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.

You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

We Smoking 700

The Rival of 7de The phrase is used by M5SKED JR, BJ, YNTBABY, and the rest of OMB

We Smoking 700 Packs

by Tarish Malcom July 25, 2021

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021