Sausaged

Unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. Typically used by males.

Dude, I was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!

by msong November 11, 2010

sausage dance

The act of sexual intercourse.

The ditty goes like this: "C'mon pretty baby and take off ya pants. Climb up on the bed - we'll do the sausage dance."

by Saleem Pickens April 14, 2007

Norwalk Sausage Fest

The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.

Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.

by Cant Tell Yah December 24, 2007

Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

juicy sausage

when you jizz on a kielbasa or bratwurst, and repeatedly insert it in a girls vagina, or asshole

guy 1: duuudddeee i gave caitlyn the biggest juicy sausage last night!

guy 2: nice

by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

sausage dripping

The act of jacking off when cooking

John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one

by The Jew In The Stew June 15, 2017

purple sausage

a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole

trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...

by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010