Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.
She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.
by wrgrbl June 23, 2024
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Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 25, 2022
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The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
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shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.
This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.
by creationclouds April 03, 2015
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shitty sy

A kid that is a piece of shit and is my best friend but smells like shit.
Amity: What's up shitty sy... You piece of shit!
by clamityjane April 07, 2016
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Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019
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