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by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Semend

The point in time at which it becomes painfully obvious that the male has become infertile.

When he was unable to knock up his girlfriend, the fertility tests clearly showed that he had reached his semend.

by Jon Rosen (aka Bleurose) February 11, 2009

semendipity

When a boy gets play -- and sexual release -- when he least expects it.

"The possibility of meeting someone was the last thing on my mind, but in a stroke of semendipity I made out with that girl all night long."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

selective cheering

When you don't like one or more players on your favourite sports team and cheer for everyone but them.

Even though I'm a diehard Flames fan, I've been doing some selective cheering since we got Stajan.

by ohlgirl November 20, 2010

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011