spingenius

What Rumpelstiltskin was.

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Stinger Missle

the very end of a blunt or joint that typically burns your finger tips.

Yo dude this is a fuckin’ stinger missle
You wanna hit this stinker missle?
The blunt is out, you wanna roach the stinger missle?

by GuysInBears October 25, 2025

mal singe

a prostitute with no or little business

Scary Sherri, you are a mal singe.

by mehjkvb ad,nb July 25, 2008

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

blackground singer

A group of stereotypical black gospel singers who back up another genre of music.

Rick Astley's voice is quite low in the song "Never Gonna Give You Up", good thing he had those blackground singers to balance out the song.

by Montepeller May 10, 2010

bee slinger

A person who befriends another in order to win others affection/attention by bringing them into a group who, in turn, are the bee stingers!!! putting them in ARM's length of a bee swarm getting stung much much more - can be much more 'hurtful' than a bee stinger.

That b*tch brought me here just for show and tell??? She's such a bee slinger.

by misstwist July 20, 2010

chewny swinger

a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.

nah she's a pure chewny swinger man

by anonymouse1990 May 8, 2011