fruit salad 

The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.

At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.

fruit salad by rupert2000 December 7, 2004

Gypsy Salad

Marijuana; Weed; Pot; A phrase coined by the BS (104.1 Real Radio);

While smoking the gypsy salad me and my friends guessed the ingredients of all the food in my freezer.

Gypsy Salad by Buckethead fan December 19, 2008

toss salad 

prepare lettuce appropriate for consumption

For dinner, people will often toss salad to serve as a first course

toss salad by Rod Munch August 9, 2003

crotchfruit salad 

an abortion

GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....

crotchfruit salad by the original kalichan April 24, 2010

Three bean salad 

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

Three bean salad by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

thumbtack salad by java monster February 22, 2008

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

Protest Salad by Dax420 September 11, 2012