a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.
by hellogoodbye123456 October 15, 2008
When two people are spooning and the spooner decides to slip it in without the sponee's consent it is not considered rape if the spooner shouts BAM SURPRISE! while in the act of slipping it in. Note Bam Surprise can be replaced with other surprising words. ei: SHAZAAM!
"So i was spooning with this girl i brought home last night and decided to slip it in when she was sleeping but i yelled BAM SURPRISE so it's not rape!"
by leonard12 May 09, 2007
A snowball made of disgusting snow/slush from the side of the street mixed with a generous portion of urine. Often this snowball is thrown at someone unexpectedly.
by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 14, 2011
When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.
Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
by Mars17 June 27, 2010
Asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform fellatio, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth
She looked just so hot that I wanted so much for the bitch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise
by Anon 222 November 06, 2014
by Story-Teller January 05, 2015
Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.
Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty
by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009