Rule 29

On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

"Man, I just jacked with the awesome girl on omegle!"
"Did you see her face?"
"Well... No..."
"Rule 29, man."

by Roll Hodge September 15, 2013

Rule 34e

Rule 34e states that if porn/hentai is made of an anime or a video game, it is considered canon.

Guy1: At least the porn I've seen of Legend of Zelda isn't canon.

Guy2: Yes it is, rule 34e states that all porn associated with any video game or anime is official.

Guy1: FFFFFUUUUU-

by Lance Azurin October 23, 2011

rule 1034

if it exists there is furry porn of it

person 1: "I just found this cute hamster!"
person 2: "rule 1034 man"
person 1: "why?!?"

by Donovan_DMC April 27, 2017

rule 122

if someone hates on waluigi, you may slap them.

guy: i hate waluigi
girl: *smack*
guy: what the fuck?!
girl: rule 122

by Bunneo May 19, 2018

Highlander Rule

There can only be one penis involved during sex.

Dude man I live by the Highlander Rule, I'm sorry!!

A threesome sure, as long as you follow the Highlander Rule!

by samwisescatgee July 3, 2010

Back Out Rule

An unspoken rule that dictates when two motorists are parked next to each other and inter their car at approximately the same time, the one that starts his/her car first gets to back out first.
Should the cars start at the same exact time, eye contact should be made to decide who is to back out of his/her spot first.

Adam got in a wreck with a lady who didn't abide by the back out rule. He started his car first, but she backed out first so Adam hit her thinking he was in the clear.

by TTM January 8, 2006

The 19 minute rule

The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.

Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!

by Al X February 17, 2007