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Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.
by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022
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high pants

1. (noun) term used to describe the practice of hiking pants up beyond acceptable limits.

2. (adjective) food industry vernacular; a term used to describe a person in the food industry.
"that high pants cashier gave me the wrong change"
"what's wrong with high pants today?"
by Steve KAZ April 3, 2007
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conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008
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jungle pants

Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it
i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.
by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008
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tootsy pants

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.
"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.
by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009
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Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!
by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009
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dinner pants

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).
Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.
by hnyinny May 17, 2010
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