piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.

Piss Pot Pete he’s our man

by Jimmythejerk May 19, 2018

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tea pot

1- a pot used for brewing tea in.

2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'

darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.

by evil bob August 30, 2006

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Pot Head Courtesy

When a person is really high and remembers to use their manners.

Guy 1: *Bumps into tree*
Guy 1: * Whoops sorry tree didn't see you there*
Tree 1: he has some pot head courtesy to say that

Guy 1: * Puts toilet seat up before peeing* yeee pot head courtesy

Guy 1: Im hella LIT nigga nigga!
Guy 2: Dude you just said nigga
Guy 1: Sorry bro, my bad thats some Pot Head Courtesy

by WheresTheTreeMichael July 19, 2012

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The Flying Hot Pot

Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.

After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.

by Karlston K May 17, 2009

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Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

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