Pirate hug

When you hug a cute or hot girl from behind, just an excuse to grope her.

"My boyfriend gave me a pirate hug today."

"Yarr harr nice treasure you have young lady"

by pyroburns August 14, 2008

Pirate Boat

(n) a sexual position whereby the male partner kneels on all fours whilst the receiving partner (male or female) grasps onto the other's neck and body using their arms and legs whilst underneath. The partner 'on top' begins to gently rock, swaying the partner underneath similar to the fairground childrens' ride.

Pete: Hey, how was that date last night with lizzy?

Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.

Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!

by The Russian Roller December 31, 2009

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005

Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

by Bigbdub May 17, 2010

Dirt Ball Pirate

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations

that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates

by captain swampdick October 20, 2008

blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 20, 2009

Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate

Sexual act:

A women giving a man oral sex.

Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.

Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.

Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?

Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....

Bro 1: NO WAY !

Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.

by The RL Brothers June 29, 2011