Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.
Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.
by Briano4 March 28, 2009
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n. one of an increasing number of people unable to find full-time employment, so who resort to taking many part-time jobs without benefits.
by Brian H. February 15, 2004
Get the patchworker mug.You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.
So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.
by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007
Get the Patches O'Houlihan mug.1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.
2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"
Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.
Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"
Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.
Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
by chem1cal June 10, 2008
Get the Patchogue mug.Pach short for "Apache" is the word used to describe a man with native heritage as well as the "White man" blood. Such a man has strong beliefs for his native background and does not tolerate discrimination against his kind. Though he lives in a white society with particularly white habits, his native background is never forgotten and often he will make attempts to ensure this. Pach also hates white B*tches who mistake his nickname for things such as "sperm" and "wanking it".
1. Pach is a boss mother f***er.
2. Hey Pach, want to go get a tattoo of a tomahawk on our shoulders?
3. Oh Pach, that girl just called you a sperm cell...you gonna take that?
2. Hey Pach, want to go get a tattoo of a tomahawk on our shoulders?
3. Oh Pach, that girl just called you a sperm cell...you gonna take that?
by B.I.G LeBowSki January 14, 2013
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