Poser Speak

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.

Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"

by Bass Salad November 19, 2014

poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life

Diana is such a poser.

by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015

poser

Pretending to like something you know nothing about , for the sake of fitting in or looking cool.

Did you see that kid wearing that nirvana shirt? He doesn't even know what nirvana is, he's such a poser.

by hoofney September 10, 2015

Poser

When someone is fake , and pretends to like something to impress others.

A: OH yeah I love bands, totally love it!
B: You only listen to pop, stop being a POSER.

by shaniasws December 20, 2015

Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Poser

1:Someone who cant skate but pretends that they do
2:Caitlyn

Look at that poser!

by JK Powell June 19, 2017

poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017