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Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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pant biscuit

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003
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Pantastic

Pantastic is a word used by Peter Pan to describe something amazing!
This oreo is PANNTASTIC!

Amazing? NO! This is Pantastic!
by pantasticpeter October 1, 2011
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Pantera

Having, or becoming angry or powerful.
Tim's dad went pantera when he found out about the truck.

That black Mustang from school is pantera.
by bob morales July 21, 2005
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plantnapped

Describing a plant that has been stolen.

The word has been used by Murdock from the A-Team in the episode Chopping Spree #18.2 after B.A.'s van has been stolen in which Murdock kept a plant which was part of Murdock's "gardening therapy".
Murdock: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, the little guy is in the van. They got my plant. He's been plantnapped. Oh, they'll probably cut off a leaf to proof they got him."
by Sarah Z. October 16, 2006
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plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation
Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!
by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008
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