Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 09, 2024

Pearl Middle School

Fags. Fags everywhere.

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*

by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 03, 2019

swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it

I gave her a Swiss pearl last night

by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011

White Pearl

After taking a huge load, she offers to give you a sensual massage for a job well done. While she’s on top of you she cream pies in between your buttcheeks leaving a white pearl in between.

She gave me a white pearl after the best sex she’s ever had!

by JRock1989 October 13, 2023

Pearled it

An expression meaning you did something to perfection

That tattoo looks awesome,you pearled it!

by KravenMorehead December 12, 2019

Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.

Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!

by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 04, 2023