by Banerik July 28, 2006
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Get the noobsauce mug.A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.
by Barry Barry August 14, 2006
Get the noob muffin mug.1. He is much better than any normal people. He is a master at the Cello. That, combined with his phenomenal singing voice can make any man or woman fall to their knees. He is awesome at making weird noises. His pool skills are unmatched. Don't even get me started on his ping-pong expertise.
2. A popular name to call you friends.
2. A popular name to call you friends.
by Alex Burns Red May 2, 2010
Get the noobdaddy mug.Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)
Also known as: n00bl4tt3
Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream
Also known as: n00bl4tt3
Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream
by Boberooni February 10, 2008
Get the nooblatte mug.The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"
Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
Get the Poop Noodle Parfait mug.There are two types of Imvu noobs.
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
IMVU Noob conversation:
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
by Noobphobiaihateem August 20, 2009
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