Morpheus

The best dog ever!

Person 1: Hey, you should follow Morpheus on Insta!
Person 2: At 'bliz_morph'? Already did.

by PupsRule123 March 8, 2020

Pulling a Murphy

Pulling a Murphy is when you try to spit MAD game to all the "hunnies" but get turned down by just about everyone, and everything. Also could be shaking your hands wildly in the air, trying to put emphasis on your retarded point of a "story". Or, you could be pulling a Murphy if you are easily convinced by three drunk males that you're an attractive female, therefor admitting you have an abnormally small penis.

Examples of Pulling a Murphy are as following.

1. Worst Pick-up Line- "Hey!....Nice hoodie."
2. Drinking one can of beer the entire night.
3. Being dumb enough to let your friends kick you out of your own car and then drive away, leaving you in the cold.
4. Wanting to meet an imaginary girl named Thelma.
5. Getting kicked out of college for having drugs laying out in your dorm room.
6. In Beer Pong- "Can I have the Power-I? No wait, give me the little Murphy!"

by Screaming In Silence January 19, 2008

Aria Morphine

She is a queen, she doesn't give a shit what u say about her and he never will, cuz she knows that they just hate because they want to be her!!

$C3N3GiRL!!!!!!
aria gets a lot of crap about everything, so you really can't blame her if she's a bit.... bitchy.

She sells hair.. on www.cherrymorphine.tk

She runs her own design business.. www.bathorydesigns.tk

Some hate her, some love her. There have been many rumors that she is only 10. But, this doesn't exactly matter..The fact of the matter is she is gorgeous and sweet. Most people love her, hence her haters..

OMGLIK3IT$@R!@!!!!!!

(person): OMGZZ I LOVE @R!@!! $H3$ FUCK!NG @M@Z!NG!!
(person2): OMFG!!! I LOVE HER TO!!!

(person): have you heard of "Aria Morphine"??
(person2): OMG YE$$ I LUV H33R!!

by DollyxEyesxx September 11, 2010

morphett

An overly obese, lazy, sweat prone fat prick who exhibits beastiality tendencies.

Morphett ate all the pies

by Rohan April 18, 2003

murphing

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.

"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."

by owb_boys August 14, 2008

Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 3, 2013

morphette

A female changling that can easily and sometimes inconveniently adopt a new persona.
If you have a friend of this persuasion in your acquaintence then good luck! (You'll need it to help weather the changes)

(ex GF just *emoted* that she needs to meet someone else)
"Morphed again by the morphette queen"

by flatly December 5, 2005