shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022

chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.

I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.

by ceck0face July 9, 2006

corn muffin

Corn Muffin: Word meaning white girl.

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"

by Fanopolis May 29, 2004

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Muffin

1. sweet
2. likes strawberries
3. hates cherries
4. smartest boy in class
5. charming lito thing

Hey Muffin head!

by Princess Cherry February 20, 2003

Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!

I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011

The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?

by Juke McKones May 29, 2011