rocky mountain steam clean

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

Swedish Mountain Climber

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Trans-Mountain Nap

When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.

Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"

by toxic53 March 20, 2016

dude mountain

An act where several men, often ones who know each other, dogpile on one another while chanting "dude mountain".

Joe got a black eye from a dude mountain while drunk.

by sdrawkcaBsihTgnidaeRerAuoY May 7, 2016

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008

Get Over the Mountain

An orgasm.

Wow, when I get over the mountain it makes my toes curl.

by definer911 May 25, 2009