banana man

a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.

see banana dog or banana car

the banana man almost bananaized me back in the supermarket but i got away.

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

kept man

a white boy from the suburbs that marries a rich lady. His job is to pleasure her and be eye candy. She in returns takes care of all his financial needs.

Ben marries Carmen Electra. He gives her every thing that she needs physicaly and she gives him every thing he needs financialy. Ben is Carmen's kept man.

by BenRoss June 22, 2006

text man

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.

'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'

by nrealok September 17, 2021

Snow Man

A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.

I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.

by Wendy January 5, 2004

man trap

A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."

by pete592 October 30, 2007

Minute man

A guy that nuts In a minute

"We call him the minute man"

by ilovejesus April 5, 2017

Big Man

A member of a group who is able to assert physical, mental and psychological dominance over the other members. A Big Man also needs to possess a significant set of skills in a particular field whether that is academics, sports or a professional career. Big Men compared to ordinary peoples have superior experiences and skills in nearly all aspects of life. A Big Man will often due to modesty, humbleness and superior morals take credit away from themselves and instead praise others. A real Big Man will never call themselves a Big Man.

Jordan will never be able to become a true Big Man

by 93lad September 9, 2015