by losersquaredthatsme June 26, 2010
a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.
see banana dog or banana car
see banana dog or banana car
by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005
a white boy from the suburbs that marries a rich lady. His job is to pleasure her and be eye candy. She in returns takes care of all his financial needs.
Ben marries Carmen Electra. He gives her every thing that she needs physicaly and she gives him every thing he needs financialy. Ben is Carmen's kept man.
by BenRoss June 22, 2006
a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.
'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
by nrealok September 17, 2021
by Wendy January 06, 2004
"We call him the minute man"
by ilovejesus April 06, 2017