monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.

Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...

by Will_87 February 2, 2017

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.

I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.

by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

Monkey Handjob

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman

Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob

by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009